Gord, My Secret?

Thank you for asking. Fresh roadkill. Before settling for the night I sprinkle a few scraps on a nearby blind corner of the road. In the morning, Breakfast of Champions! With a Double-double, eh voila! I have a complete meal. No guts, no glory.
Just don’t tell Lori-Ann
More to come…like using Polysporin underarms to kill the resulting B.O.